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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Look up: Sheep Jokes

Sheep jokes, here's a few. But look them up. Just Google "Sheep jokes".

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

"Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!"
..."What about the sheep ?!?"
"Fuck the sheep !!!!"
"(pause) Do you think we have time"

Where men are men, and sheep are nerveous
A man visiting Australia is walking around town, and sees a sheep tied to a wooden post. He stops and asks someone, "what's that?". The man replies, "The recreation center."
n Aussie was taking his driving test and the instructor says 'Can you make a U-Turn'.
The Aussie replies, 'make her turn, I could make her eyes water'
Why don't Australians count sheep to fall asleep?

Because they want to sleep, not have a wet dream.
A Londoner visiting an upland region and a local shepherd were tending sheep in the mountains when they came across an ewe with her head caught in a fence.

The shepherd dropped his trousers, got down on his knees and had his way with the ewe.

Satisfied, the shepherd buttoned up and turned to the Londoner.
'Fancy a go?' asked the shepherd

'Don't mind if I do...' said the Londoner, so he drops his trousers, gets on his knees, and sticks his head in the fence.....

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